I was knitted toe up on circular needles, but my mate is lost! WOE!
So I am looking for sock puppet accounts to Friend and anonymous trolls to talk with, because I am single and LOOKING FOR LOVE.
Please Friend me if you are a sock puppet account. I want to have smelly foot sex with you. If you are an anonymous troll please leave comments to my posts. I am hoping to become the biggest sock celebrity EVER, and I can't do it without all the delicious toejam you produce by wanking.