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Twilight makes me 1% weird

So, sockyy, your LiveJournal reveals…

You are… 6% unique (blame, for example, your interest in grudge wank), 6% peculiar, 47% interesting, 24% normal and 18% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy twilight). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is simplistic.

Your overall weirdness is: 1

(The average level of weirdness is: 28.
You are weirder than 1% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

Shoe tastes fuckin good

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Happy Birthday to my FList!

Quality people, every one of you!

furqueen96  Thank you for leading me to Jesus & introducing me to erotic furry fan fiction. :-* xxxoooxxx

claireandelle1 
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angiepritchard 
michael1771 
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xoruspar 
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cesspacco 
cevuleer 
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celimood 
derpiontisuko 

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Writer's Block: Ticket to ride

If you could take an all-expense-paid two-week vacation to anywhere in the world with one friend or partner, where would you go and who would you take?

Pedobear's van
They see me rollin'...

Writer's Block: Better than leftovers

If you had to eat the same thing for dinner every night for the next year, what would you choose?

Cock, pussy, ass...

Decisions, decisions!

Me? A sock?

What on earth makes my LJ look like a sock account?

I'm rejecting your membership because it is pretty obvious this account is a sockpuppet.

Such accounts are questionably legit in the best of cases, so unless you can present a convincing case for your inclusion, your request is denied.
fantards from caelum

ADVICE: Clean your snooch

Wow, I did not know this amazing advice by Jill Gunter on how to Get rid of a yeast infection would be so enlightening!!!!111!!

All-in-all, getting rid of a yeast infection takes time, patience and money. The best way to get rid of it is to prevent it from happening.
So them nasty bitches making bread in their panties need a time machine to make their vags healthy again?

You have to learn to stay hygienic and clean. A woman’s vagina is an open entrance to your body right, so you have to learn to keep it clean.
Wait, are you saying keep it clean? I didn't catch that the first time.

changing those tight jeans into cotton skirts would also be advisable this changes the environment of your vaginal area to something less moist and less prone to bacteria which thrive in moist environments
Yesss, I'm gonna judge all those whores who wear tight jeans from now on. GIRLS WHO WEAR TIGHT JEANS HAVE YEAST INFECTIONS.

Chicks should wear skirts, the way Gawd intended!!!!!
moldy bread

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SPAM Anatomy fail

Some things just confuse me before I empty my spam folder...
Shove it in her face

G-spot is now easily attainable with a longer inch
  1. The G-spot is not located "in her face".
  2. An inch is always an inch long.
  3. Precisely what are you shoving in her face?


cross-posted to it_cannot_brain 

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I AM DISAPPOINT

Dear sockyy,

Your request to join the
[info]sockpuppetunion  community has been declined by the maintainer(s) of the community for the following reason: No reason given.
MAI CREYS LET ME SHOW U TEHM
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OH BOY I HAVE AN LJ

Look at me! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!